OOPS!!!
Added on: 23rd Mar 2014
A MAN RECEIVED AN E-MAIL FROM
HIS NEIGHBOUR WHICH SAID:
"SORRY JIM,
BUT I HAVE BEEN TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOUR WIFE...
DAY AND NIGHT WHENEVER
YOU’VE NOT BEEN AT HOME.
IN FACT, PROBABLY MORE THAN YOU.
I’M CONFESSING NOW BECAUSE I FEEL REALLY GUILTY.
I HOPE YOU WILL ACCEPT MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES.
I WILL ASK YOUR PERMISSION IN THE FUTURE."
UPON READING THIS,
JIM GETS HIS GUN AND WITHOUT UTTERING
A WORD HE SHOOTS HIS WIFE.
A FEW MINUTES LATER HE RECEIVES ANOTHER E-MAIL:
“SORRY JIM:
I MEANT ‘WIFI,’ NOT ‘WIFE.’”
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