A TRUCK DRIVER AND THREE BIKERS

A TRUCK DRIVER STOPPED AT A ROADSIDE DINER

FOR LUNCH AND ORDERED A CHEESEBURGER,

COFFEE AND A SLICE OF APPLE PIE.

AS HE WAS ABOUT TO EAT,

THREE BIKERS WALKED IN.

ONE GRABBED THE TRUCKER'S CHEESEBURGER AND

TOOK A HUGE BITE FROM IT.

THE SECOND ONE DRANK THE TRUCKER'S COFFEE,

AND THE THIRD WOLFED DOWN HIS APPLE PIE.

THE TRUCK DRIVER DIDN'T SAY A WORD AS

HE PAID THE WAITRESS AND LEFT.

AS THE WAITRESS WALKED UP,

ONE OF THE MOTORCYCLISTS GROWLED,

"HE AIN'T MUCH OF A MAN, IS HE?"

"HE'S NOT MUCH OF A DRIVER, EITHER,"

THE WAITRESS REPLIED.

"HE JUST BACKED HIS 18-WHEELER OVER

THREE MOTORCYCLES."