MAD COW DISEASE

IN A RURAL PROGRAM FOR FARMERS,

A FEMALE TV REPORTER SEEKING THE MAIN CAUSE

OF MAD COW DISEASE, ARRANGED FOR AN

INTERVIEW WITH A FARMER WHO MAY HAVE SOME

THEORIES ON THE MATTER.

THE INTERVIEW WAS AS FOLLOWS:-

    LADY REPORTER:

"I AM HERE TO COLLECT INFORMATION

ON THE POSSIBLE SOURCES OF MAD COW DISEASE.

CAN YOU OFFER ANY REASON FOR THIS DISEASE? "

                          THE FARMER STARED AT THE REPORTER AND SAID,

"DO YOU KNOW THAT A BULL MOUNTS A

COW ONLY ONCE A YEAR? "

                          REPORTER (OBVIOUSLY EMBARRASSED):

"WELL, SIR, THAT'S A NEW PIECE OF INFORMATION BUT

WHAT'S THE RELATION BETWEEN THIS PHENOMENON

AND MAD COW DISEASE?"

        FARMER:

"AND, MADAM, DO YOU KNOW THAT WE MILK A

COW TWICE A DAY ? "

           REPORTER:

"SIR, THIS IS REALLY VALUABLE INFORMATION,

BUT WHAT ABOUT GETTING TO THE POINT? "

        FARMER:

"I AM GETTING TO THE POINT, MADAM.

JUST IMAGINE, IF I WAS PLAYING WITH YOUR TITS

TWICE A DAY AND ONLY SCREWING YOU

ONCE A YEAR, WOULDN'T YOU GET MAD ? "

THE INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.