CONNECTED DEATHS
Added on: 12th Apr 2014
TWO GUYS SHOW UP IN HEAVEN AT THE SAME TIME.
THE FIRST GUY SAYS HE FROZE TO DEATH,
AND THE SECOND GUY TELLS HIM THAT HE DIED OF A HEART ATTACK.
"HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?" ASKS THE FIRST GUY.
"WELL, I CAME HOME AND THOUGHT I HEARD MY WIFE
WITH ANOTHER MAN. BUT WHEN I SEARCHED THE HOUSE,
I COULDN'T FIND ANYBODY.
I WAS SO STRICKEN WITH REMORSE FOR WRONGLY
ACCUSING MY WIFE OF INFIDELITY,
I HAD A HEART ATTACK AND DIED ON THE SPOT."
"GEEZ," SAYS THE FIRST GUY.
"IF YOU'D OPENED THE FRIDGE,
WE'D BOTH BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW."
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