RABBIT TRICK
Added on: 15th Apr 2014
A GUY FINDS HIS DOG WITH THE NEIGHBOUR'S PET RABBIT
IN ITS MOUTH. THE RABBIT IS DEAD AND THE GUY PANICS.
HE TAKES THE DIRTY, CHEWED UP RABBIT INTO THE HOUSE.
HE GIVES IT A BATH, BLOW DRIES ITS FUR, AND PUTS IT BACK
INTO THE CAGE AT THE NEIGHBOUR'S HOUSE,
HOPING THEY WILL THINK IT DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES.
A FEW DAYS LATER, THE NEIGHBOUR ASKS THE GUY,
"DID YOU HEAR THAT FLUFFY DIED?"
THE GUY STAMMERS AND SAYS,
"UM... NO... WHAT HAPPENED?"
THE NEIGHBOUR REPLIES,
"WE FOUND HIM DEAD IN HIS CAGE ONE DAY,
BUT THE WEIRD THING IS THAT THE DAY AFTER WE BURIED HIM,
SOMEONE HAD DUG HIM UP, GAVE HIM A BATH AND
PUT HIM BACK INTO THE CAGE.
THERE ARE SOME REAL SICK PEOPLE OUT THERE!"
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