THE DEVIL AND YOUR DAD'S PROFESSION

THREE GUYS DIE AND GO TO HELL.

SATAN ASKS THE FIRST GUY,

"WHAT WAS YOUR DADDY WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE?"

"HE WAS A CANDLE MAKER."

SO, SATAN BURNS OFF THE GUY'S D**K.

SATAN ASKS THE SECOND GUY,

"WHAT WAS YOUR DADDY WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE?"

"HE WAS A ROPE MAKER."

SO, SATAN RIPS OFF THE GUY'S D**K WITH A ROPE.

SATAN ASKS THE THIRD GUY,

"WHAT WAS YOUR DADDY WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE?"

THE GUY SMILES AND SAYS,

"HE MADE LOLLIPOPS."