ST GEORGE AND THE DRAGON JOKE

A TRAMP KNOCKS ON THE DOOR OF AN INN KNOWN AS

ST. GEORGE AND THE DRAGON.

THE LANDLADY ANSWERS.

"COULD YOU GIVE A POOR MAN SOMETHING TO EAT?"

ASKS THE TRAMP.

"NO!" YELLS THE WOMAN,

SLAMMING THE DOOR IN HIS FACE.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, HE KNOCKS AGAIN.

"NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

THE WOMAN ASKS.

"COULD I HAVE A FEW WORDS WITH GEORGE?"