ABSTINENCE
Added on: 25th Apr 2014
THREE COUPLES WENT IN TO SEE THE MINISTER TO
SEE HOW TO BECOME MEMBERS OF HIS CHURCH.
THE MINISTER SAID THAT THEY WOULD HAVE TO GO
WITHOUT SEX FOR TWO WEEKS AND THEN COME
BACK AND TELL HIM HOW IT WENT.
THE FIRST COUPLE WAS RETIRED,
THE SECOND COUPLE WAS MIDDLE-AGED
AND THE FINAL COUPLE WAS NEWLYWED.
TWO WEEKS WENT BY, AND THE COUPLES RETURNED TO
THE MINISTER. THE RETIRED COUPLE SAID IT WAS NO
PROBLEM AT ALL. THE MIDDLE-AGED COUPLE SAID IT
WAS TOUGH FOR THE FIRST WEEK, BUT AFTER THAT,
IT WAS NO PROBLEM. THE NEWLYWEDS SAID IT WAS FINE
UNTIL SHE DROPPED THE CAN OF PAINT.
"CAN OF PAINT!" EXCLAIMED THE MINISTER.
"YEAH," SAID THE NEWLYWED MAN. "SHE DROPPED THE CAN
AND WHEN SHE BENT OVER TO PICK IT UP I HAD TO
HAVE HER RIGHT THERE AND THEN. LUST TOOK OVER."
THE MINISTER JUST SHOOK HIS HEAD AND SAID THAT
THEY WERE NOT WELCOME IN THE CHURCH.
"THAT'S OKAY," SAID THE MAN.
"WE'RE NOT WELCOME IN B & Q EITHER."
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