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Added on: 25th Apr 2014

 

THREE COUPLES WENT IN TO SEE THE MINISTER TO

 

SEE HOW TO BECOME MEMBERS OF HIS CHURCH.

 

THE MINISTER SAID THAT THEY WOULD HAVE TO GO

 

WITHOUT SEX FOR TWO WEEKS AND THEN COME

 

BACK AND TELL HIM HOW IT WENT.

 

THE FIRST COUPLE WAS RETIRED,

 

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THE SECOND COUPLE WAS MIDDLE-AGED

 

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AND THE FINAL COUPLE WAS NEWLYWED.

 

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TWO WEEKS WENT BY, AND THE COUPLES RETURNED TO

 

THE MINISTER. THE RETIRED COUPLE SAID IT WAS NO

 

PROBLEM AT ALL. THE MIDDLE-AGED COUPLE SAID IT

 

WAS TOUGH FOR THE FIRST WEEK, BUT AFTER THAT,

 

IT WAS NO PROBLEM. THE NEWLYWEDS SAID IT WAS FINE

 

UNTIL SHE DROPPED THE CAN OF PAINT.

 

"CAN OF PAINT!" EXCLAIMED THE MINISTER.

 

"YEAH," SAID THE NEWLYWED MAN. "SHE DROPPED THE CAN

 

AND WHEN SHE BENT OVER TO PICK IT UP I HAD TO

 

HAVE HER RIGHT THERE AND THEN. LUST TOOK OVER."

 

THE MINISTER JUST SHOOK HIS HEAD AND SAID THAT

 

THEY WERE NOT WELCOME IN THE CHURCH.

 

"THAT'S OKAY," SAID THE MAN.

 

"WE'RE NOT WELCOME IN B & Q EITHER."

 

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