Bad Dog Needs Rotten Home



Added on: 29th Apr 2014


A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the


weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and


had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his


round trip ticket. All he needed to do was somehow get to


the airport, and then he'd be home-free. 

So he went out to the front of the casino where there


was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation


to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home.


He offered him his credit card numbers, his driver’s


license number, his address, etc...

The cabbie said, ''If you don't have fifteen dollars,


get the hell out of my cab!'' 

So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport


and was barely in time to catch his flight. 

One year later the businessman, having worked long and


hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas


and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself,


he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back


to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end


of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused


to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. 

The businessman thought for a moment about how he could


make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. 

The businessman got in the first cab in the line,


''How much for a ride to the airport,'' he asked?

''Fifteen bucks,'' came the reply.

''And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?''

''What?! Get the hell out of my cab.'' 

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long


line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line,


he got in and asked, ''How much for a ride to the airport?''

The cabbie replied, ''Fifteen bucks.'' 

The businessman said, ''OK,'' and off they went.


Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs,


the businessman gave a big smile and a


thumbs up sign to each of the other drivers.


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