COUNTING CONDOMS

A BOY GOES TO THE DRUG STORE WITH

HIS DAD AND SEES THE CONDOM DISPLAY.

BOY: "DAD, WHY DO THEY DO PACKS OF ONE CONDOM?"

DAD: "THOSE ARE FOR THE HIGH-SCHOOLERS

FOR FRIDAY NIGHTS."

BOY: "SO, WHY DO THEY MAKE PACKS OF THREE?"

DAD: "FOR THE COLLEGE GUYS FOR

FRIDAY, SATURDAY AND SUNDAY NIGHTS."

BOY: "THEN WHY DO THEY MAKE PACKS OF 12?"

DAD: "THOSE ARE FOR MARRIED COUPLES –

YOU KNOW, JANUARY, FEBRUARY, MARCH."