EGG DONOR

ONE DAY, WHILE SUE WAS CLEANING UNDER THE BED,

SHE FOUND A SMALL BOX. CURIOUS, SHE OPENED IT

AND FOUND 3 EGGS AND 10,000 DOLLARS.

A LITTLE BIT SUSPICIOUS, SHE CONFRONTED HER

HUSBAND OF TWENTY YEARS ABOUT IT.

"OH, THAT," FRANK SAID.

"EVERY TIME I CHEATED ON YOU, I PUT AN EGG IN THIS BOX."

SUE WAS A BIT UNHAPPY ABOUT THIS, BUT FIGURED THAT

3 AFFAIRS OVER TWENTY YEARS WASN'T SO BAD.

"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE 10,000 DOLLARS?"

"EVERY TIME I GOT A DOZEN, I SOLD THEM."