FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST

ONCE UPON A TIME, TWO LITTLE BOYS, SAMMY AND TIM,

WERE SHARING A ROOM IN THE HOSPITAL.

AS THEY WERE GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER A

LITTLE BIT, SAMMY EVENTUALLY ASKED TIM,

"HEY, WHAT'RE YOU IN FOR?" 

"I'M GETTING MY TONSILS OUT.

I'M A LITTLE WORRIED," SAID TIM. 

"OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAMMY SAID.

"I HAD MY TONSILS OUT AND IT WAS A BLAST!

I GOT TO EAT ALL THE ICE CREAM AND JELLY

I WANTED FOR TWO WEEKS!" 

"OH YEAH?'' REPLIED TIM. "THAT'S NOT HALF-BAD.

SO, SAMMY, HOW ABOUT YOU? WHAT'RE YOU HERE FOR?" 

"I'M GETTING A CIRCUMCISION, WHATEVER THAT IS,"

SAMMY ANSWERED. 

"OH MY GOD, CIRCUMCISION? I GOT ONE OF

THOSE WHEN I WAS A BABY 

AND I COULDN'T WALK FOR TWO YEARS!"