THREE NUNS

THREE NUNS WERE TAKING A WALK ONE DAY. 

''I WAS CLEANING THE FATHER'S ROOM SATURDAY

AND FOUND SOME PORNOGRAPHY MAGAZINES,"

SAID THE FIRST NUN. 

"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?"

ASKED THE SECOND. 

"I THREW THEM AWAY." 

"I WAS CLEANING THE FATHER'S ROOM YESTERDAY

AND FOUND SOME CONDOMS,"

SAID THE SECOND NUN. 

"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?"

ASKED THE FIRST. 

"I PUNCHED HOLES IN THEM."

THE THIRD NUN FAINTED.