THE BAR EXAM

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A 98-YEAR OLD WOMAN

WHOSE BILLIONAIRE HUSBAND DIED.

THE WOMAN HAD INHERITED ALL OF HER DECEASED

HUSBAND'S FORTUNE AND DECIDED SHE WOULD SEE

IF SHE COULD REMARRY HERSELF TO A FINE YOUNG MAN.

SO, SHE WALKED INTO A BAR AND ANNOUNCED TO ALL

THE MEN THAT SHE HAD INHERITED BILLIONS OF DOLLARS

AND WOULD MARRY THE GUY WITH THE BIGGEST D**K. 

NOW OF COURSE THIS WOMAN WASN'T ALL THAT IN

THE LOOKS DEPARTMENT, AS A MATTER OF FACT SHE

LOOKED MORE LIKE A SHRIVELLED PRUNE

THAN A HUMAN BEING. BUT, THE GUYS DIDN'T CARE

BECAUSE THEY KNEW THIS OLD LADY WOULD CROAK IT

SOON AND THEY WOULD GET ALL THAT MONEY.

THE WOMAN THEN

TOLD THE MEN TO STIFF THEMSELVES UP TO FULL

ERECTION AND LAY THEIR D**K’S ON A LONG TABLE.

THEY DID WHAT SHE SAID. ALL OF A SUDDEN,

TWO GAY GUYS WALKED INTO THE BAR,

LOOKED AT THE TABLE AND SAID

"A BUFFET!"