GORILLA IN HEAT
Added on: 15th May 2014
A CERTAIN ZOO HAD ACQUIRED A VERY RARE
SPECIES OF GORILLA. WITHIN A FEW WEEKS THE GORILLA,
A FEMALE, BECAME VERY HORNY, AND DIFFICULT
TO HANDLE. UPON EXAMINATION, THE ZOO VETERINARIAN
DETERMINED THE PROBLEM WAS THAT SHE WAS IN HEAT.
WHAT TO DO? THERE WAS NO MALE OF THIS SPECIES AVAILABLE.
WHILE REFLECTING ON THEIR PROBLEM, THE ZOO
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICED MIKE, AN EMPLOYEE
RESPONSIBLE FOR CLEANING THE ANIMALS' CAGES.
NOW MIKE, IT WAS RUMOURED, POSSESSED AMPLE ABILITY
TO SATISFY ANY FEMALE, AND HE WASN'T VERY BRIGHT.
SO THE ZOO ADMINISTRATORS THOUGHT THEY MIGHT
HAVE A SOLUTION. PERHAPS THEY COULD ENTICE MIKE TO
SATISFY THE FEMALE GORILLA.
SO HE WAS APPROACHED WITH A PROPOSITION:
WOULD HE BE WILLING TO SCREW THE GORILLA
FOR FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS?
MIKE REPLIED THAT HE MIGHT BE INTERESTED,
BUT WOULD HAVE TO THINK THE MATTER OVER.
THE FOLLOWING DAY, MIKE ANNOUNCED THAT HE WOULD
ACCEPT THEIR OFFER, BUT ONLY UNDER THREE CONDITIONS:
"FIRST," HE SAID, "I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO KISS HER."
"SECOND, I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY OFFSPRING
THAT MAY RESULT FROM THIS UNION."
THE ZOO ADMINISTRATION QUICKLY ACCEDED TO
THESE CONDITIONS, BUT WHAT COULD BE THE THIRD?
"WELL," SAID MIKE, "YOU'VE GOTTA GIVE ME ANOTHER WEEK
TO COME UP WITH THE FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS."
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