LEARNING TO FLY

TWO GUYS DIE IN A CAR ACCIDENT

AND AN ANGEL DESCENDS FROM HEAVEN. 

"I AM TO GIVE YOU YOUR WINGS SO YOU CAN

FLY TO HEAVEN. BUT IF YOU THINK ONE DIRTY THOUGHT

OR ACT OUT ONE DIRTY ACT YOUR WINGS WILL FALL OFF."

SO THEY FLY TO HEAVEN WITHOUT ANY TROUBLE

BUT WHEN THEY GET THERE THE FIRST GUY SEES A

NAKED WOMAN WALK BY SO HIS WINGS FALL OFF.

WHEN HE BENDS OVER TO PICK THEM UP

THE SECOND GUY'S WINGS FALL OFF.