A LESSON IN AMERICAN GOVERNMENT

A TEACHER WAS TEACHING HER SECOND GRADE CLASS

ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT, SO FOR HOMEWORK,

SHE TOLD HER STUDENTS TO ASK THEIR PARENTS

WHAT THE GOVERNMENT IS.

WHEN LITTLE JOHNNY GOT HOME THAT DAY,

HE WENT UP TO HIS DAD AND ASKED HIM

WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WAS.

HIS DAD THOUGHT FOR A WHILE AND ANSWERED,

''LOOK AT IT THIS WAY: I'M THE PRESIDENT,

YOUR MOM IS CONGRESS, YOUR MAID IS THE WORK FORCE,

YOU ARE THE PEOPLE AND YOUR BABY BROTHER IS THE FUTURE.''

''I STILL DON'T GET IT'' RESPONDED THE LITTLE JOHNNY.

''WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP ON IT THEN? MAYBE YOU'LL

UNDERSTAND IT BETTER,'' SAID THE DAD.

''OKAY THEN...GOOD NIGHT'' SAID LITTLE JONNY

AND HE WENT OFF TO BED.

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, LITTLE JOHNNY WAS AWAKENED

BY HIS BABY BROTHER'S CRYING. HE WENT TO HIS BABY

BROTHER'S CRIB AND FOUND THAT HIS BABY BROTHER

HAD TAKEN A CRAP IN HIS DIAPER. SO LITTLE JOHNNY WENT

TO HIS PARENT'S ROOM TO GET HELP.

WHEN HE GOT TO HIS PARENT'S BEDROOM,

HE LOOKED THROUGH THE KEYHOLE TO

CHECK IF HIS PARENTS WERE ASLEEP.

THROUGH THE KEYHOLE HE SAW HIS MOM LOUDLY SNORING,

BUT HIS DAD WASN'T THERE. SO HE WENT TO THE MAID'S ROOM.

WHEN HE LOOKED THROUGH THE MAID'S ROOM KEYHOLE,

HE SAW HIS DAD HAVING SEX WITH HIS MAID.

LITTLE JOHNNY WAS SURPRISED, BUT THEN HE JUST

REALIZED SOMETHING AND THINKS ALOUD,

''OH!! NOW I UNDERSTAND THE GOVERNMENT!

THE PRESIDENT IS SCREWING THE WORK FORCE,

CONGRESS IS FAST ASLEEP,

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE PEOPLE,

AND THE FUTURE IS FULL OF S**T!''