MADE IN CANADA

A CANADIAN WAS IN FRANCE,

OUT OF HIS WALLET HE REMOVED A STICK OF GUM

HE HAD FROM THE AIRPORT IN CANADA,

AND STARTED TO CHEW IT.

HE WALKED INTO A FRENCH COFFEE SHOP AND

SAT HIMSELF BESIDE AN ENGLISH SPEAKING FRENCH MAN.

FRENCHMAN: IN CANADA,

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR USED TYRES?

CANADIAN:

WE SEND EM TO FRANCE TO GET TURNED INTO PAPER PLATES. 

FRENCH MAN:

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR USED PLASTIC BAGS? 

CANADIAN:

(AFTER BLOWING A HUGE BUBBLE) WE SEND

EM TO FRANCE TO GET TURNED INTO A GOLD RING. HEY,

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR USED COMDOMS?

FRENCH MAN:

WE SEND EM TO CANADA TO GET

TURNED INTO BUBBLE GUM.