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MAN AT BEDTIME

Added on: 9th Jun 2014

 

A HUSBAND AND WIFE SLEEP IN TWIN BEDS.

 

ONE NIGHT HE ASKS HIS WIFE TO COME OVER

 

TO HIS BED TO FOOL AROUND.

AS THE WIFE GETS UP TO WALK OVER TO HIS BED,

 

SHE TRIPS OVER THE CARPET AND FALLS

 

FLAT ON HER FACE.

 

THE HUSBAND LOOKS UP CONCERNED AND SAYS,

 

"OH DID MY LITTLE WIFEY FALL ON

 

HER LITTLE NOSEY WOSEY?"

SHE LAUGHS AND GETS IN HIS BED.

 

WHEN THEY ARE DONE, SHE GETS UP TO GO BACK

 

TO HER BED AND FALLS OVER THE RUG AGAIN.

 

HER HUSBAND LOOKS OVER HIS SHOULDER TO SEE

 

HER ON THE FLOOR, HE ROLLS OVER AND SAYS,

 

"CLUMSY BITCH."

 

animated gifs of sleeping people- man takes a nap

 


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