MR MACHO

A TYPICAL MACHO MAN MARRIED A TYPICAL GOOD-LOOKING

WOMAN AND, AFTER THE WEDDING, HE LAID DOWN THE

FOLLOWING RULES:

''I'LL BE HOME WHEN I WANT,

IF I WANT AND AT WHAT TIME I WANT –

AND I DON'T EXPECT ANY HASSLE FROM YOU.

I EXPECT DINNER TO BE ON THE TABLE UNLESS

I TELL YOU OTHERWISE.

I'LL GO HUNTING, FISHING, BOOZING, AND CARD-PLAYING

WHEN I WANT WITH MY OLD BUDDIES AND DON'T YOU

GIVE ME A HARD TIME ABOUT IT.

THOSE ARE MY RULES. ANY COMMENTS?''

HIS NEW BRIDE SAID,

''NO, THAT'S FINE WITH ME.

JUST UNDERSTAND THAT THERE'LL BE SEX HERE AT

7 O'CLOCK EVERY NIGHT –

WHETHER YOU'RE HERE OR NOT.''