CHASTE NUDIST

A YOUNG GIRL GOES TO HER DOCTOR.

THE DOCTOR RUNS SOME TESTS AND TELLS

HER SHE IS PREGNANT.

THE GIRL SAYS,

"I CAN'T BE!

THE ONLY MEN I'VE BEEN AROUND ARE

NUDISTS FROM MY COLONY

AND WE ONLY PRACTICE SEX WITH OUR EYES."

"WELL, MY DEAR,"

SAYS THE DOCTOR,

"SOMEONE IN THAT COLONY MUST BE COCKEYED."