THE OLD MAN AND HIS BABIES

THERE WAS A 80 YEAR-OLD MAN THAT MARRIED A

21 YEAR-OLD WOMAN.

A YEAR LATER THE WOMAN HAD A BABY

AND THE DOCTOR CAME OUT AND TOLD THE OLD MAN

THAT HE WAS THE FATHER OF A 9LB 8OZ BABY BOY.

THE OLD MAN REPLIED,

“THIS OLD MOTOR IS STILL A' RUNNING.”

NEXT YEAR HIS WIFE HAD ANOTHER BABY AND

THE DOCTOR CAME OUT AND TOLD THE MAN THAT HE

WAS THE FATHER OF A 8LB 5OZ BABY GIRL.

THE OLD MAN REPLIED,

“THIS OLD MOTOR IS STILL A' RUNNING.”

THE NEXT YEAR HIS WIFE WAS BACK IN THE HOSPITAL

YET AGAIN, HAVING THEIR THIRD CHILD AND THE

DOCTOR CAME OUT AND TOLD THE OLD MAN THAT HE

WAS THE FATHER OF A 10LB 9OZ BABY BOY.

THE OLD MAN REPLIED AGAIN,

“THIS OLD MOTOR IS STILL A' RUNNING.''

AND THE DOCTOR SAID,

“YEAH BUT YOU BETTER GET YOUR OIL CHANGED

BECAUSE THIS ONE IS BLACK.”