DADS BOND OVER A BEER

THERE WERE THREE MEN IN A BAR.

ALL THREE WERE SITTING AT THE BAR STOOL AND

ONE GOT UP TO USE THE BATHROOM.

THE OTHER TWO MEN STARTED TALKING.

ONE MAN SAID, ''SO WHAT'S NEW IN YOUR LIFE?'' 

THE OTHER RESPONDED,

''WELL I JUST FOUND OUT MY SON GOT A PROMOTION.

HE USED TO BE A JANITOR AT THE BANK AND NOW HE

IS AN EXECUTIVE. ON TOP OF THAT THERE'S SOMEONE

SPECIAL IN HIS LIFE. HE JUST BOUGHT HIS NEW

LOVE A BRAND NEW LEXUS.'' 

THE OTHER MAN SAYS,

''MY SON ALSO GOT A PROMOTION AND HE HAS

DECIDED TO SETTLE DOWN.

HE BOUGHT HIS NEW LOVE A NEW HOUSE ON THE BEACH.'' 

THE THIRD MAN COMES BACK FROM THE BATHROOM.

HE LOOKED KIND OF UPSET SO THE OTHER TWO MEN

ASKED WHAT'S EATING HIM. HE RESPONDED,

''I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY SON IS GAY.

THE GOOD PART IS HIS LOVER BOUGHT HIM A BRAND

NEW LEXUS AND A NEW HOUSE ON THE BEACH.''