CLINTON AND THE POPE
Added on: 4th Jul 2014
BILL CLINTON AND THE POPE DIE ON THE SAME DAY,
BUT A MIXUP IN THE AFTERLIFE PAPERWORK SENDS
THEM TO THE WRONG PLACES:
THE POPE GOES TO HELL AND BILL GOES TO HEAVEN.
AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS THEY FIX THIS PROBLEM
AND THE POPE GETS ON THE ESCALATOR TO GO TO
HEAVEN AND BILL GETS ON THE OTHER TO GO TO HELL.
THE TWO PASS EACH OTHER ON THE WAY
AND BILL ASKS, "HOW BAD WAS IT DOWN THERE?"
THE POPE SAYS, "NOT THAT BAD, KIND OF HOT AND NOISY,
BUT I AM GLAD TO BE GOING UP TO HEAVEN NOW.
THERE'S ONE THING UP THERE I HAVE BEEN LOOKING
FORWARD TO." BILL ASKS, "WHAT IS THAT?"
THE POPE REPLIES, "I WANT TO MEET THE VIRGIN MARY."
BILL, SHAKES HIS HEAD SHEEPISHLY AND WHISPERS TO THE POPE,
"TOO LATE."
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