THE PRAYING PARROT
Added on: 6th Jul 2014
A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN LIVED ALONE EXCEPT FOR HER PET,
A MALE PARROT. THE WOMAN WAS VERY PROUD OF HER
PARROT BECAUSE IT WOULD SIT IN THE BOTTOM OF ITS CAGE,
CROSS ITS WINGS, AND PRAY.
SHE WAS ALSO A DEVOUT CHURCH GOER AND WOULD
OFTEN BRAG TO THE CONGREGATION ABOUT HER FAITHFUL PARROT.
ONE DAY THE WOMEN WAS BOASTING ABOUT HER PARROT'S
PRAYERS. AN OLDER GENTLEMAN WAS SIMPLY AMAZED BY THIS.
''I HAVE A FEMALE PARROT AND SHE'S JUST TERRIBLE.
MY SON RAISED HER AND ALL SHE DOES IS CURSE.
SHE'S THE MOST FOUL MOUTHED CREATURE I'VE EVER HEARD,''
HE SIGHED. ''MAYBE IF WE PUT MY PARROT WITH YOUR PARROT
HE WOULD TEACH MINE HOW TO PRAY AND STOP CURSING SO MUCH.''
THE WOMAN READILY AGREED TO THIS AND A FEW DAYS LATER
THE GENTLEMAN BROUGHT HIS PARROT BY.
THE WOMAN'S PARROT SAT PRAYING IN THE BOTTOM OF THE
CAGE AS THEY PLACED THE FEMALE INSIDE WITH HIM.
THE PARROT INSTANTLY STOPPED PRAYING, HOPPED UP,
LOOKED THE FEMALE OVER AND SHOUTED,
''HOT DAMN!! THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN PRAYING FOR!!''
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