PRESSING AGAINST
Added on: 7th Jul 2014
A MARRIED MAN GOES TO CONFESSIONAL
AND TELLS THE PRIEST,
"I ALMOST HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A WOMAN."
THE PRIEST ASKS,
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'ALMOST'?"
"WELL, WE GOT UNDRESSED AND PRESSED
TOGETHER, BUT THEN I STOPPED."
THE PRIEST REPLIES,
"PRESSING TOGETHER IS THE SAME AS PUTTING IT IN.
YOU'RE NOT TO GO NEAR THAT WOMAN AGAIN.
NOW, SAY FIVE HAIL MARY'S AND PUT £50 IN THE POOR BOX."
THE MAN LEAVES CONFESSIONAL,
SAYS HIS PRAYERS,
AND THEN WALKS OVER TO THE POOR BOX.
HE PAUSES FOR A MOMENT AND STARTS TO LEAVE.
THE PRIEST QUICKLY RUNS OVER TO HIM AND SAYS,
"I SAW THAT.
YOU DIDN'T PUT ANY MONEY IN THE POOR BOX."
"WELL, FATHER, I PRESSED UP AGAINST IT,
AND YOU SAID THAT WAS THE SAME AS PUTTING IT IN."
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