DESCENT PROPOSAL

A BUSINESS MAN IS TRYING TO FIND A POTENTIAL WIFE.

SO HE FINDS THREE BUSINESS ORIENTED LADIES AND

TELLS THEM HE'LL WILL GIVE THEM EACH

FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS.

EACH OF THEM CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT WITH IT BUT

THEY HAVE TO BE BACK IN SIX WEEKS TO TELL HIM

WHAT THEY DID WITH IT.

ALL THREE LADIES THINK THEY WILL BE SMART

AND TRY TO MAKE MONEY FROM THE FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS.

SO SIX WEEKS GO BY.

THE THREE LADIES GO TO MEET THE BUSINESS MAN.

THE BUSINESS MAN SAYS,

''NUMBER ONE, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH YOUR MONEY?'' 

NUMBER ONE SAYS,

''I INVESTED IN STERLING TREASURY BILLS AND MADE £1500."

THE BUSINESS MAN ASKS NUMBER TWO THE SAME QUESTION. 

NUMBER TWO SAYS,

'' I INVESTED IN THE MARKET AND MADE £1700.'' 

THE BUSINESS MAN ASKS NUMBER THREE THE

SAME QUESTION, AS WELL. 

NUMBER THREE SAYS,

'' I INVESTED IN A CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT

AND ONLY MADE £1200."

THE BUSINESS MAN, REVALUATED ALL THREE CANDIDATES

AND CAME TO A DECISION.

CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE HE SELECTED?

THE ONE WITH BIGGEST TITS, OF COURSE.