PROVERBS

''PASSIONATE KISS, LIKE SPIDER'S WEB,

SOON LEAD TO UNDOING OF FLY.''

''VIRGINITY LIKE BUBBLE.

ONE PRICK, ALL GONE!'' 

''MAN WITH HAND IN POCKET

FEEL COCKY ALL DAY'' 

''FOOLISH MAN GIVE WIFE GRAND PIANO.

WISE MAN GIVE WIFE UPRIGHT ORGAN.'' 

''MAN WHO WALK THRU AIRPORT TURNSTILE SIDEWAYS

GOING TO BANGKOK''

''MAN WITH ONE CHOPSTICK GO HUNGRY.'' 

''MAN WHO SCRATCHES ASS

SHOULD NOT BITE FINGERNAILS.''

''MAN WHO EAT MANY PRUNES

GET GOOD RUN FOR MONEY.''

''PANTIES NOT BEST THING ON EARTH,

BUT NEXT TO IT.''

''WAR DOESN'T DETERMINE WHO'S RIGHT.

WAR DETERMINES WHO'S LEFT.''

''MAN WHO SLEEP IN CATHOUSE BY DAY,

SLEEP IN DOGHOUSE BY NIGHT.'' 

''MAN WHO FIGHT WITH WIFE ALL DAY,

GET NO PIECE AT NIGHT!''

''MAN WHO TELL ONE TOO MANY LIGHT BULB JOKES

SOON BURN OUT!''

''IT TAKES MANY NAILS TO BUILD CRIB,

BUT ONE SCREW TO FILL IT.''