MEN ARE DEEP THINKERS
Added on: 24th Jul 2014
What deep thinkers men are...
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I
sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful,
and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what
I was doing and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said that instead of saying
'just thinking' is because
she would have said 'about what'.
At that point I would have to explain that
men are deep thinkers about various topics
which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than
getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth
is way more painful than
a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking,
I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby
and here’s the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
"It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never ever hear a guy say,
"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer.
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