10 INCH BIC
Added on: 26th Jul 2014
TWO MEN WERE OUT FISHING WHEN ONE DECIDES
TO HAVE A SMOKE. HE ASKS THE OTHER GUY IF HE HAS
A LIGHTER HE REPLIES "YES I DO!" AND HANDS THE
OTHER A 10 INCH LONG BIC LIGHTER.
SURPRISED THE GUY ASKS "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?"
THE GUY REPLIES "OH I HAVE A PERSONAL GENIE."
THE FIRST MAN ASKS "CAN I MAKE A WISH?
"SURE” SAYS THE OTHER MAN
"JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU SPEAK CLEARLY
BECAUSE HE IS A LITTLE HARD AT HEARING"
"OK I WILL" SAYS THE OTHER.
AS HE RUBS THE LAMP A GENIE APPEARS AND ASKS
THE MAN WHAT HE WANTS.
THE MAN SAYS
"I WANT A MILLION BUCKS"
THE GENIE SAYS OK AND GOES BACK TO HIS BOTTLE AND
10 SECONDS LATER A MILLION DUCKS FLY OVERHEAD.
THE GUY SAYS TO THE OTHER
"YOUR GENIE REALLY SUCKS AT HEARING DOESN’T HE?"
THE OTHER MAN REPLIES
"I KNOW, DO YOU REALLY THINK I ASKED FOR A 10 INCH BIC"
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