ROSEBUDS

THERE WAS A YOUNG WOMAN WHO LIVED

WITH HER GRANDMOTHER.

ONE NIGHT, THE GRANDDAUGHTER CAME BOUNCING

DOWN THE STAIRS DRESSED TO GO OUT TO A PARTY

WEARING A SEE-THROUGH BLOUSE WITHOUT A BRA.

HER GRANDMOTHER TOLD HER TO GO BACK 

UPSTAIRS AND "DRESS DECENT".

''NO, I WANT TO SHOW OFF MY ROSEBUDS!''

SHE SAID AND BOUNDED OUT THE DOOR.

THE NEXT DAY, THE GRANDDAUGHTER CAME OUTSIDE TO

FIND HER GRANDMOTHER ON THE PORCH WEARING A

SEE-THROUGH BLOUSE WITHOUT A BRA.

''GRANDMOTHER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS ARE COMING OVER ANY TIME NOW!

PLEASE GO CHANGE YOUR BLOUSE,

I'M SO EMBARRASSED!''

''NO. IF YOU CAN SHOW OFF THEM ROSEBUDS

THEN I CAN SHOW OFF MY HANGING BASKETS.''