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SCOTTISH COUPLE

Added on: 1st Aug 2014

 

ONE NIGHT A SCOTTISH COUPLE TOOK A WALK

 

THROUGH A BEAUTIFUL LIT UP TOWN.

 

THE WOMAN SAYS TO THE MAN,

 

''YOU WANT TO HOLD MY HAND, DON'T YOU?''

 

THE MAN SAYS,

 

''YES, HOW DID YOU KNOW?''

 

SHE SAYS,

 

''BY THE GLEAM IN YOUR EYE.''

 

SO THEY HELD HANDS. 

A LITTLE DOWN THE ROAD THE WOMAN SAYS TO THE MAN,

 

''YOU WANT TO KISS ME DON'T YOU?''

 

THE MAN SAYS,

 

''YES, HOW DID YOU KNOW?''

 

SHE SAYS,

 

''BY THE GLEAM IN YOUR EYE.''

 

SO THEY KISSED AND KEPT WALKING. 

A LITTLE LATER THE WOMAN ASKS THE MAN,

 

''YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO ME DON'T YOU?''

 

THE MAN SAYS,

 

''HOW DID YOU KNOW? BY THE GLEAM IN MY EYE?''

 

THE WOMAN SAYS,

 

''NO, BY THE TILT IN YOUR KILT.''

 

 


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