SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT

A MAN IS AWAY ON BUSINESS, AT A

CONVENTION FOR MARVELLOUS MACHINES.

HE FOUND A LONG CORRIDOR LINED WITH MACHINES

AND DECIDED TO TRY A FEW.

THE FIRST HE CAME TO WAS CALLED

''THE WONDER CUT''.

HE INSERTED HIS MONEY AND DID AS HE WAS

TOLD TO DO BY THE INSTRUCTIONS.

HE LAID BACK IN THE CHAIR AND AFTER A FEW

MINUTES THE MACHINE STOPPED AND HE HOPPED

OUT OF THE CHAIR, WITH THE

BEST HAIR CUT HE HAD EVER HAD.

FURTHER DOWN THE CORRIDOR HE CAME TO

A MACHINE THAT SAID,

'FOR THE BEST SHAVE EVER INSERT HERE'',

SO HE INSERTED HIS MONEY IN AND PLACED HIS FACE

IN THE SLOT. AND SURE ENOUGH HIS FACE HAD

THE BEST SHAVE HE HAD EVER HAD.

HE WALKED ON DOWN THE CORRIDOR UNTIL HE

CAME TO THE LAST MACHINE. IT SAID

''FOR THE MAN WHO HAS BEEN AWAY FROM HIS WIFE

FOR A LONG TIME AND IS IN DIRE NEED..

THE REST OF THE WORDS WERE RUBBED OFF BUT

HE GOT THE GENERAL IDEA.

HE MADE SURE NO ONE WAS LOOKING AND INSERTED HIS MONEY,

UNDID HIS FLY AND PLACED HIS ''THING'' IN THE HOLE.

THE MACHINE RUMBLED AND AFTER A FEW MINUTES OF

EXTREME PAIN HE WITHDREW HIS THING FROM THE HOLE

WITH A NEW SHINY BUTTON NEATLY SEWED ON THE END.