SHOPLIFTING

A MAN WALKS INTO A MUSIC STORE AND WANTS

TO BUY A GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED VINYL RECORD.

HE GETS THE RECORD AND IS READY TO CHECK OUT

WHEN HE DISCOVERS THAT HE FORGOT HIS WALLET.

INSTEAD OF GOING OUT AND GETTING HIS WALLET,

HE DECIDES TO STEAL THE RECORD.

SO HE STICKS IT DOWN HIS PANTS.

OF COURSE, THE CASHIER SPOTS HIM

ON THE WAY OUT AND SAYS,

"HEY! IS THAT A RECORD IN YOUR PANTS?"

THE MAN REPLIES,

"WELL, IT MAY NOT BE A RECORD BUT I

HAVEN''T HEARD ANY COMPLAINTS."