SNAIL CHARITY

A MAN IS RELAXING WITH HIS EVENING PAPER

WHEN HE HEARS A LIGHT KNOCK ON THE DOOR.

HE OPENS IT,

LOOKS DOWN AND SEES A SMALL SNAIL.

"MISTER, COULD YOU SPARE SOME CHANGE?"

THE SNAIL ASKS.

THE MAN PICKS UP THE SNAIL,

THROWS HIM INTO THE BUSHES AND

GOES BACK TO READING.

A YEAR LATER,

THERE IS ANOTHER KNOCK AT THE DOOR.

IT'S THE SNAIL AGAIN.

"WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?"