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THE FIREMAN SYSTEM

Added on: 15th Aug 2014

 

A FIREMAN COMES HOME FROM WORK ONE DAY AND

 

TELLS HIS WIFE, "WE HAVE A WONDERFUL SYSTEM AT

 

THE FIRE STATION:

 

BELL 1 RINGS, WE PUT ON OUR JACKETS;

 

BELL 2 RINGS, WE SLIDE DOWN THE POLE;

 

BELL 3 RINGS, WE'RE ON THE TRUCKS.

 

FROM NOW ON, WE'RE GOING TO RUN THIS HOUSE

 

THE SAME WAY. WHEN I SAY BELL 1,

 

I WANT YOU TO STRIP NAKED.

 

WHEN I SAY BELL 2,

 

I WANT YOU TO JUMP INTO BED.

 

WHEN I SAY BELL 3,

 

WE'RE GOING TO MAKE PASSIONATE LOVE."

THE NEXT NIGHT, THE FIREMAN COMES HOME FROM WORK AND YELLS,

 

"BELL 1!" HIS WIFE TAKES OFF HER CLOTHES.

"BELL 2," AND HIS WIFE JUMPS INTO BED.

"BELL 3," AND THEY BEGAN TO MAKE LOVE.

AFTER TWO MINUTES, HIS WIFE YELLS, "BELL 4!"

"WHAT'S BELL 4?" THE HUSBAND ASKS.

 

"MORE HOSE," SHE REPLIES,

 

"YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"

 

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