"PAINT.MY.HOUSE."

A GUY MEETS A HOOKER IN A BAR.

SHE SAYS,

“THIS IS YOUR LUCKY NIGHT.

I’VE GOT A SPECIAL GAME FOR YOU.

I’LL DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WANT FOR £300,

BUT YOU HAVE TO REQUEST IT IN ONLY THREE WORDS.”

THE GUY REPLIES, “SURE, WHY NOT?”

HE PULLS OUT HIS WALLET AND LAYS

THREE ONE HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILLS ON THE BAR,

AND SAYS, VERY SLOWLY:

“PAINT…MY…HOUSE.”