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THE CROSS-EYED COW

Added on: 23rd Aug 2014

 

ONE DAY, A FARMER WAS TENDING TO HIS LIVESTOCK

 

WHEN HE NOTICED THAT ONE OF HIS COWS WAS

 

COMPLETELY CROSS-EYED.

 

HE CALLED UP A VET  

 

WHO TOLD HIM TO BRING IN HIS COW.

 

THE VET TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE COW,

 

STUCK A TUBE UP THE COW'S BUTT,

 

AND BLEW INTO THE TUBE UNTIL THE COW'S

 

EYES STRAIGHTENED OUT.

 

THE VET CHARGED THE FARMER A £100,

 

AND THE FARMER WENT HOME HAPPY.

 

ABOUT A WEEK LATER,

 

THE COW'S EYES WERE CROSS-EYED AGAIN,

 

BUT THIS TIME THE FARMER FIGURED HE COULD

 

PROBABLY TAKE CARE OF IT HIMSELF.

 

SO HE CALLED HIS HIRED HAND OVER,

 

AND TOGETHER THEY PUT A TUBE UP THE COW'S BUTT.

 

THE FARMER PUT HIS LIPS TO THE TUBE AND

 

STARTED TO BLOW. STRANGELY, NOTHING HAPPENED,

 

SO HE ASKED HIS HIRED HAND TO GIVE IT A TRY.

 

THE HIRED HAND REMOVED THE TUBE,

 

TURNED IT AROUND, PUT IT IN THE

 

COW'S BUTT AND STARTED TO BLOW.

 

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

 

ASKED THE FARMER, HORRIFIED.

 

"WELL, I WASN'T GONNA USE THE SIDE

 

THAT YOU HAD PUT YOUR LIPS ON."

 

 cow with bell   animation

 

 


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