THE CROSS-EYED COW
Added on: 23rd Aug 2014
ONE DAY, A FARMER WAS TENDING TO HIS LIVESTOCK
WHEN HE NOTICED THAT ONE OF HIS COWS WAS
COMPLETELY CROSS-EYED.
HE CALLED UP A VET
WHO TOLD HIM TO BRING IN HIS COW.
THE VET TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE COW,
STUCK A TUBE UP THE COW'S BUTT,
AND BLEW INTO THE TUBE UNTIL THE COW'S
EYES STRAIGHTENED OUT.
THE VET CHARGED THE FARMER A £100,
AND THE FARMER WENT HOME HAPPY.
ABOUT A WEEK LATER,
THE COW'S EYES WERE CROSS-EYED AGAIN,
BUT THIS TIME THE FARMER FIGURED HE COULD
PROBABLY TAKE CARE OF IT HIMSELF.
SO HE CALLED HIS HIRED HAND OVER,
AND TOGETHER THEY PUT A TUBE UP THE COW'S BUTT.
THE FARMER PUT HIS LIPS TO THE TUBE AND
STARTED TO BLOW. STRANGELY, NOTHING HAPPENED,
SO HE ASKED HIS HIRED HAND TO GIVE IT A TRY.
THE HIRED HAND REMOVED THE TUBE,
TURNED IT AROUND, PUT IT IN THE
COW'S BUTT AND STARTED TO BLOW.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
ASKED THE FARMER, HORRIFIED.
"WELL, I WASN'T GONNA USE THE SIDE
THAT YOU HAD PUT YOUR LIPS ON."
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