MORE FROM THE EDINBURGH FRINGE
Added on: 27th Aug 2014
HERE’S A SELECTION OF JOKES AND ONE-LINERS TOLD
AT THE EDINBURGH FRINGE THIS YEAR
NOMINATED BY COMEDIANS.
I AM NOT SAYING THAT THEY ARE ALL FUNNY.
11. My mom called my bullies my friends,
which is like the police calling the rapist your f*** buddy.
John Hastings.
12. My girlfriend got really angry because I used one
of her posh wine glasses to trap a spider.
My argument was ... he's a guest!
Paul F Taylor.
13. Recently I was accused of being homophobic.
I'm definitely not. Most of the men I've slept with have been gay.
Andrew Doyle.
14. Sadness is just happiness that has passed.
Shirley & Shirley.
15. I always thought Trojan was a bad name for a condom
brand because of course the Trojans were a people whose
lives were ruined when a vessel containing little warriors
unexpectedly exploded inside their city walls.
Jonny Lennard.
16. Most of my life is spent avoiding conflict.
I hardly ever visit Syria.
Alex Horne.
17. How can the Catholic Church be against gay marriage
when there are colours in the Sistine Chapel that
straight people can't even see?
Kevin Day.
18. If I went on Desert Island Discs I’d choose the Desert Island
Discs theme tune eight times. Just so listeners would think:
‘What’s wrong with my radio?’
John Kearns.
19. I bought myself some glasses.
My observational comedy improved.
Sara Pascoe.
20. The only legitimate reason for smoking an electronic
cigarette is if you are a robot that has just had sex
with another robot.
Lloyd Langford.
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