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Added on: 9th Sep 2014

 

NASA SENDS A SPACE SHUTTLE UP WITH

 

TWO PIGS AND A BLONDE ON BOARD.

 

WHILE THE SHUTTLE IS TAKING OFF,

 

THE NASA COMMAND CENTER CALLS THE

 

FIRST PIG AND ASKS,

 

"PIG #1, DO YOU KNOW YOUR MISSION?"

 

THE PIG REPLIES,

 

"OINK OINK. GET THE SHUTTLE INTO ORBIT AND

 

LAUNCH THE TRILLION DOLLAR

 

SATELLITE. OINK OINK."

 

THEN NASA ASKS THE SECOND PIG,

 

"PIG #2, DO YOU KNOW YOUR MISSION?"

 

THE SECOND PIG REPLIES,

 

"OINK OINK. ONCE PIG #1 HAS COMPLETED THE

 

TRILLION DOLLAR SATELLITE LAUNCH,

 

CLOSE HATCH AND GO BACK TO EARTH.

 

LAND SHUTTLE. OINK OINK."

 

THEN NASA ASKS THE BLONDE,

 

"BLONDE WOMAN, DO YOU KNOW YOUR MISSION?"

 

THE BLONDE WOMAN REPLIES,

 

"UM. OH YEAH, I REMEMBER NOW.

 

'FEED THE PIGS -- AND DON'T TOUCH A THING!'"

 

 laughing   pig animation

 

 


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