BLONDE NASA ENGINEER
Added on: 9th Sep 2014
NASA SENDS A SPACE SHUTTLE UP WITH
TWO PIGS AND A BLONDE ON BOARD.
WHILE THE SHUTTLE IS TAKING OFF,
THE NASA COMMAND CENTER CALLS THE
FIRST PIG AND ASKS,
"PIG #1, DO YOU KNOW YOUR MISSION?"
THE PIG REPLIES,
"OINK OINK. GET THE SHUTTLE INTO ORBIT AND
LAUNCH THE TRILLION DOLLAR
SATELLITE. OINK OINK."
THEN NASA ASKS THE SECOND PIG,
"PIG #2, DO YOU KNOW YOUR MISSION?"
THE SECOND PIG REPLIES,
"OINK OINK. ONCE PIG #1 HAS COMPLETED THE
TRILLION DOLLAR SATELLITE LAUNCH,
CLOSE HATCH AND GO BACK TO EARTH.
LAND SHUTTLE. OINK OINK."
THEN NASA ASKS THE BLONDE,
"BLONDE WOMAN, DO YOU KNOW YOUR MISSION?"
THE BLONDE WOMAN REPLIES,
"UM. OH YEAH, I REMEMBER NOW.
'FEED THE PIGS -- AND DON'T TOUCH A THING!'"
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