FOOTBALL FAN TO THE RESCUE
Added on: 12th Sep 2014
TWO BOYS ARE PLAYING FOOTBALL IN
CENTRAL PARK WHEN ONE IS ATTACKED BY A
RABID ROTTWEILER.
THINKING QUICKLY, THE OTHER BOY RIPS A BOARD
OFF OF A NEARBY FENCE, WEDGES IT DOWN THE
DOG'S COLLAR AND TWISTS, BREAKING THE DOG'S NECK.
A REPORTER STROLLING BY SEES THE INCIDENT
AND RUSHES OVER TO INTERVIEW THE BOY.
"YOUNG GIANTS FAN SAVES FRIEND FROM VICIOUS ANIMAL,"
HE WRITES IN HIS NOTEBOOK.
"BUT I'M NOT A GIANTS FAN,"
THE LITTLE HERO REPLIES.
"SORRY, SINCE WE ARE IN NEW YORK,
I JUST ASSUMED YOU WERE," SAYS THE REPORTER.
"LITTLE JETS FAN RESCUES FRIEND FROM HORRIFIC ATTACK,"
HE WRITES IN HIS NOTEBOOK.
"I'M NOT A JETS FAN EITHER," THE BOY SAYS.
"I ASSUMED EVERYONE IN NEW YORK WAS EITHER FOR
THE GIANTS OR JETS. WHAT TEAM DO YOU ROOT FOR?"
THE REPORTER ASKS.
"I'M A COWBOYS FAN," THE CHILD SAYS.
THE REPORTER STARTS A NEW SHEET IN HIS
NOTEBOOK AND WRITES,
"LITTLE REDNECK MANIAC KILLS BELOVED FAMILY PET".
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