GOLFER IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM

A MAN STAGGERS INTO AN EMERGENCY ROOM WITH

TWO BLACK EYES AND A FIVE IRON WRAPPED

TIGHTLY AROUND HIS THROAT.

"I WAS HAVING A QUIET ROUND OF GOLF WITH MY WIFE,"

HE TELLS THE DOCTOR,

"WHEN SHE SLICED HER BALL INTO A PASTURE OF COWS.

WE WENT TO LOOK FOR IT AND I NOTICED

ONE OF THE COWS HAD SOMETHING WHITE IN ITS REAR END.

I WALKED OVER AND LIFTED UP THE TAIL

AND SURE ENOUGH, THERE WAS MY WIFE'S

GOLF BALL STUCK RIGHT IN THE COW'S BUTT.

THAT'S WHEN I MADE MY MISTAKE."

"WHAT DID YOU DO?"

ASKS THE DOCTOR.

"WELL, AS I WAS STANDING THERE HOLDING UP THE TAIL,

I YELLED TO MY WIFE,

'HEY, THIS LOOKS LIKE YOURS!'"