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SONS DEVOTED TO MUM

Added on: 20th Sep 2014

 

THREE SONS LEFT HOME TO MAKE THEIR FORTUNES,

 

AND THEY ALL DID VERY, VERY WELL FOR THEMSELVES.

 

THEY GOT TOGETHER RECENTLY AND WERE

 

DISCUSSING WHAT THEY EACH HAD DONE TO

 

BENEFIT THEIR AGING MOTHER.

 

"WELL," SAID THE FIRST ONE,

 

"I BOUGHT MUM A HUGE HOUSE IN BEVERLY HILLS."

 

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"WELL” SAID THE SECOND ONE

 

“I BOUGHT HER A MERCEDES AND

 

HIRED A FULL-TIME DRIVER FOR HER."

 

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"I'VE GOT YOU BOTH BEAT," SAID THE THIRD.

 

"I BOUGHT HER A MIRACULOUS PARROT THAT

 

CAN RECITE ANY BIBLE VERSE YOU TELL IT TO."

 

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A LITTLE LATER, THE MOTHER SENT OUT A

 

THANK YOU LETTER TO ALL THREE SONS.

 

"GERALD -- THE HOUSE YOU BOUGHT WAS TOO BIG.

 

I ONLY LIVE IN ONE ROOM, BUT I HAVE TO

 

CLEAN THE ENTIRE HOUSE.

 

MILTON -- THE CAR IS USELESS BECAUSE I DON'T

 

GO ANYWHERE BECAUSE I'M TOO OLD.

 

BUT ROBERT -- YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I LIKE.

 

THE CHICKEN WAS DELICIOUS."

 

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