CAUGHT AND TAGGED

AN OLD LADY BUYS A PAIR OF PARROTS,

BUT SHE CANNOT IDENTIFY THEIR SEXES.

SHE SPENDS WEEKS STARING AT THEIR CAGE

AND EVENTUALLY, SHE CATCHES THEM

DOING WHAT COMES NATURALLY.

TO MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T GET THEM MIXED

UP AGAIN, SHE PUTS A LITTLE WHITE COLLAR

AROUND THE MALE PARROT'S NECK.

LATER, THE LOCAL PRIEST VISITS THE OLD LADY.

THE MALE PARROT TAKES ONE LOOK AT

THE FATHER'S COLLAR AND SAYS,

"I SEE SHE CAUGHT YOU AT IT, TOO."