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TEACHERS PET

Added on: 25th Sep 2014

 

ON THE LAST DAY OF KINDERGARTEN,

 

ALL THE CHILDREN BROUGHT PRESENTS

 

FOR THEIR TEACHER.

THE FLORIST'S SON HANDED THE TEACHER A GIFT.

 

SHE HELD UP THE BOX AND SAID,

 

"I BET IT'S SOME FLOWERS!"

"THAT'S RIGHT!" SHOUTED THE LITTLE BOY.

THEN THE CANDY STORE OWNER'S DAUGHTER

 

HANDED THE TEACHER A GIFT.

 

SHE HELD UP THE BOX AND SAID,

 

"I BET IT'S SOME CHOCOLATES!"

"THAT'S RIGHT!" SHOUTED THE LITTLE GIRL.

THE NEXT GIFT WAS FROM THE LIQUOR

 

STORE OWNER'S SON.

 

THE TEACHER HELD UP THE BOX AND SAW

 

THAT IT WAS LEAKING.

 

SHE TOUCHED A DROP WITH HER FINGER AND

 

TASTED IT.

"IS IT WINE?" SHE ASKED.

"NO," THE BOY ANSWERED. THE TEACHER TOUCHED

 

ANOTHER DROP TO HER TONGUE.

"IS IT CHAMPAGNE?" SHE ASKED.

"NO," THE BOY ANSWERED.

"WHAT IS IT?" SHE SAID.

"A PUPPY!"

 

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