TEACHERS PET
Added on: 25th Sep 2014
ON THE LAST DAY OF KINDERGARTEN,
ALL THE CHILDREN BROUGHT PRESENTS
FOR THEIR TEACHER.
THE FLORIST'S SON HANDED THE TEACHER A GIFT.
SHE HELD UP THE BOX AND SAID,
"I BET IT'S SOME FLOWERS!"
"THAT'S RIGHT!" SHOUTED THE LITTLE BOY.
THEN THE CANDY STORE OWNER'S DAUGHTER
HANDED THE TEACHER A GIFT.
SHE HELD UP THE BOX AND SAID,
"I BET IT'S SOME CHOCOLATES!"
"THAT'S RIGHT!" SHOUTED THE LITTLE GIRL.
THE NEXT GIFT WAS FROM THE LIQUOR
STORE OWNER'S SON.
THE TEACHER HELD UP THE BOX AND SAW
THAT IT WAS LEAKING.
SHE TOUCHED A DROP WITH HER FINGER AND
TASTED IT.
"IS IT WINE?" SHE ASKED.
"NO," THE BOY ANSWERED. THE TEACHER TOUCHED
ANOTHER DROP TO HER TONGUE.
"IS IT CHAMPAGNE?" SHE ASKED.
"NO," THE BOY ANSWERED.
"WHAT IS IT?" SHE SAID.
"A PUPPY!"
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