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THE FROG WHO WANTS A LOAN

Added on: 5th Oct 2014

 

A FROG GOES INTO A BANK, AND HOPS UP

 

ON THE DESK OF THE LOAN OFFICER.

 

''HI,'' HE CROAKS.''WHAT'S YOUR NAME?''

 

THE LOAN OFFICER SAYS,

 

''MY NAME IS JOHN PADDYWACK.

 

MAY I HELP YOU?''

 

''YEAH,'' SAYS THE FROG.

 

''I'D LIKE TO BORROW SOME MONEY.''

 

THE LOAN OFFICER FINDS THIS A LITTLE ODD,

 

BUT GETS OUT A FORM.

 

''OKAY,WHAT'S YOUR NAME?''

 

THE FROG REPLIES,

 

''KERMIT JAGGER.''

 

''REALLY?'' SAYS THE LOAN OFFICER.

 

''ANY RELATION TO MICK JAGGER?''

 

''YEAH, HE'S MY DAD.''

 

''HMMM,'' SAYS THE LOAN OFFICER.

 

''DO YOU HAVE ANY COLLATERAL?''

 

THE FROG HANDS OVER A PINK CERAMIC

 

ELEPHANT AND ASKS, ''WILL THIS DO?''

 

THE LOAN OFFICER SAYS, ''UM, I'M NOT SURE.

 

LET ME GO CHECK WITH THE BANK MANAGER.''

 

''OH, TELL HIM I SAID HI,'' ADDS THE FROG.

 

''HE KNOWS ME.''

 

THE LOAN OFFICER GOES BACK TO

 

THE MANAGER AND SAYS,

 

''EXCUSE ME, SIR,

 

BUT THERE'S A FROG OUT THERE NAMED

 

KERMIT JAGGER

 

WHO WANTS TO BORROW SOME MONEY.

 

ALL HE HAS FOR COLLATERAL IS THIS

 

PINK ELEPHANT THING;

 

I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT IT IS.''

 

THE MANAGER SAYS:

 

''IT'S A KNICK-KNACK, PADDYWACK,

 

GIVE THE FROG A LOAN;

 

HIS OLD MAN'S A ROLLING STONE.''

 

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