BABY JOBS

THREE TRIPLETS IN THE WOMB DISCUSS

WHAT THEY WOULD LIKE TO BE

WHEN THEY GROW UP.

THE FIRST ONE SAYS,

"I WANNA BE A PLUMBER,

SO I CAN FIX THE PIPES IN HERE."

THE SECOND ONE SAYS,

"I WANNA BE AN ELECTRICIAN,

SO I CAN GET SOME LIGHTS IN HERE."

THE THIRD ONE SAYS,

"I WANNA BE A BOXER."

THE OTHER TWO ASK,

"WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE A BOXER?"

HE REPLIES,

"SO I CAN BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THAT

RUDE BALD GUY WHO KEEPS COMING IN HERE

AND SPITTING ON US."