THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY AND A LITTLE GIRL ...

A LITTLE BOY AND A LITTLE GIRL

WERE TAKING A BATH.

THE LITTLE GIRL LOOKED DOWN AND SAID,

"WHAT'S THAT?"

"THAT'S MY LITTLE RED SPORTS CAR,"

SAID THE LITTLE BOY.

THE LITTLE BOY LOOKED DOWN AND SAID,

"WHAT'S THAT?"

"THAT'S MY LITTLE RED SPORTS CAR GARAGE,"

SAID THE LITTLE GIRL.

A FEW SECONDS LATER THE LITTLE GIRL SAID,

"HOW ABOUT YOU PUT YOUR LITTLE RED SPORTS CAR

IN MY LITTLE RED SPORTS CAR GARAGE?"

"SURE," SAID THE LITTLE BOY.

THE LITTLE BOY'S MOTHER WAS DOWN STAIRS AND

HEARD THIS BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM.

SHE RAN UPSTAIRS. ONCE SHE GOT THERE SHE

SAW BLOOD ALL OVER THE BATHTUB.

"WHAT HAPPENED?!" SHE SAID.

"WELL, JOHNNY TRIED TO PUT HIS

LITTLE RED SPORTS CAR

IN MY LITTLE RED SPORTS CAR GARAGE

...BUT IT DIDN'T FIT....

SO I CUT THE BACK WHEELS OFF....."