MORE AWFUL ESTATE AGENT PHOTOGRAPHS
Added on: 24th Oct 2014
THE SLOW DEATH OF THE REMAINING POT-PLANTS
HAS BEEN THOROUGHLY ENJOYED BY
THE CURRENT OWNERS.
THE OWNERS ASSURE US THE POOL WILL BE
DREDGED BEFORE ANYONE ELSE CAN MOVE IN.
THE PROPERTY HAS BEEN RECENTLY UPGRADED TO
WITHSTAND THE FORTHCOMING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
JEAN-PAUL SARTRE SAID “HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE”.
IT IS NOT. HELL IS THIS PATIO.
NEVER AGAIN WILL YOU MISS A DELIVERY
BECAUSE YOU WERE ON THE TOILET.
ON A COLD WINTER’S NIGHT, THERE’S NOTHING
QUITE LIKE A POORLY EXECUTED DRAWING
OF A LOG FIRE.
TO WARD OFF POTENTIAL INTRUDERS THE
OWNERS HAVE PUT A FULLY STOCKED
DRINKS TROLLEY IMMEDIATELY IN FRONT OF A
BADLY-FITTED GLASS DOOR.
DESPITE MODERNISATION, THE OWNERS HAVE
RETAINED THE TOILET’S ORIGINAL LISTENING BOOTH
AN UNUSUAL FEATURE SELDOM SEEN NOWADAYS.
FURNISHED. PARTICULARLY WELL-SUITED TO THE
HOSTING OF COMPETITIVE STARING OR
ARM-WRESTLING TOURNAMENTS.
A RARE EXAMPLE OF WHAT ARCHITECTURAL
HISTORIANS REFER TO AS A “FERTILITY WINDOW”.
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