THE STAND-IN GORILLA
Added on: 24th Oct 2014
WHEN A ZOO’S GORILLA DIES,
THE ZOOKEEPER HIRES AN ACTOR TO
DON A COSTUME AND ACT LIKE AN APE,
UNTIL THE ZOO CAN GET ANOTHER ONE.
IN THE CAGE, THE ACTOR MAKES FACES,
SWINGS AROUND, AND DRAWS A HUGE CROWD.
HE THEN CRAWLS ACROSS A PARTITION AND
ONTO THE TOP OF THE LION’S CAGE,
INFURIATING THE ANIMAL.
BUT THE ACTOR STAYS IN CHARACTER UNTIL
HE LOSES HIS GRIP AND FALLS INTO THE LION’S CAGE.
TERRIFIED, THE ACTOR SHOUTS, “HELP! HELP ME!”
TOO LATE. THE LION POUNCES, OPENS ITS
MASSIVE JAWS, AND WHISPERS,
“SHUT UP! DO YOU WANT TO GET US BOTH FIRED?!”
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